I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nicole vs. Life
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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