jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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