Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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