we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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