Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize
