Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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