Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
How external is "for external use only"?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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