I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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