plz talk dirty to me
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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