In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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