wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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