It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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