You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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