So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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