I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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