Quick, to the slutcave!
she looked like the before picture.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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