My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he shaved USA in his pubs
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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