sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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