i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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