we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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