YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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