shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She announced her abortion via fbk
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I die, sorry about rent.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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