when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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