So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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