two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
bring money and cleavage
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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