The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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