Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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