lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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