How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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