Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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