ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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