is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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