Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
soo... how was my night?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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