I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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