This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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