You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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