My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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