Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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