I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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