either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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