awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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