I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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