My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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