Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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