my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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