This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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