I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She bit a glass in half.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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