erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
