if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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