return my video game
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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