therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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