Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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