i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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