you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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