On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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