: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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