I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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